Talking Clock

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.


“What’s that big brass gong?” one of the guests asked.
“It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock,” the drunk replied.  

A talking clock? Seriously?” asked his astonished friend.

‘Yup,’ replied the drunk .

“How’s it work?” the friend asked, squinting at it.

‘Watch,’ the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.

The three stood looking at one another for a moment…….

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed,  “You ass-hole! It’s three-fifteen in the  morning!”

This entry was posted in fun, funny, humor, humorous, jokes, laughs, laughter, people, things and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

8 Responses to Talking Clock

  1. javajunkee says:

    OHHHH I so love this one!!!

  2. tessa says:

    HALARIOUS!! Love it.

  3. pammy wammy says:

    Thats funny.

  4. Joy says:

    This really is a good one.

  5. Martin says:

    Now that I like. Brightened up my Friday, thanks!

  6. mssc54 says:

    Just curious… Who is “lisamike”?

  7. Gary says:

    LOL…..that’s FUNNY!!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s