A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
“What’s that big brass gong?” one of the guests asked.
“It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock,” the drunk replied.
A talking clock? Seriously?” asked his astonished friend.
‘Yup,’ replied the drunk .
“How’s it work?” the friend asked, squinting at it.
‘Watch,’ the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment…….
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, “You ass-hole! It’s three-fifteen in the morning!”