Women Drivers

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman In a brandCat driver new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup…

As a man, I don’t scare easily, but she scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to avoid her car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cellphone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!!

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9 Responses to Women Drivers

  1. LOL. That is hilarious. That sounds like my wife and her multitasking while driving.

  2. Tosha says:

    ROFLMAO!

  3. Doraz says:

    Funny one~
    🙂

  4. starlaschat says:

    Big Jim and twins. LOL What happened to the good old days when driving was hands at 2 and 4 and that’s it. Sigh oh well times are always changing maybe it will cycle back.

  5. Joy says:

    This is seriously funny. Damn women!!!

  6. nikki says:

    Burned Big Jim and the Twins…..Hahahhahaha now that shit is funny!

  7. So sad for the ol’ twig and berries. :^(

  8. Tony says:

    Burned Big Jim and the Twins….
    That certainly made me laugh & wince a bit too

  9. Tony says:

    Oh forgot to say “Damned women drivers!!!”

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