Wish Fulfilled?

nun-beauty-pageantA cabbie picks up a Nun.  She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.  He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.”

She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me.  When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.  I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”

She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that:  #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.”

The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”

“OK,” the nun says.  “Pull into the next alley.”

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush, but when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

“My dear child,” said the nun, “Why are you crying?”

“Forgive me but I’ve sinned.  I lied and I must confess; I’m married and I’m Jewish.”

The nun says, “That’s OK.  My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.”

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9 Responses to Wish Fulfilled?

  1. joz1234 says:

    HAHA! Funny!

  2. mssc54 says:

    Serves the perfert right! lol 🙂

  3. Gary says:

    Bwahahahahahahahahaha!! Serves him right!!

  4. Joy says:

    I hadn’t read this one before. Didn’t see it coming. LOL!!

  5. pammy wammy says:

    EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! I didnt see that coming too!It was ok,till the end.EWWWWWWWW!!!! 🙂

  6. Sue says:

    LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

  7. odette says:

    LOL, that was good! ^-^

  8. nikki says:

    OH gawd!!! LMAO…didn’t see that coming! I don’t know how I missed this the other day!

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